Mexican Children Channel Madonna!

A few weeks ago, I went to a “concert ensemble” honoring Madonna at a university campus in GDL. I admit that I wasn’t sure what this was about. My best guess was that it would be an outdoor dance party with Madonna music and videos amid some cool lighting. Boy, was I wrong!

The set up was outdoors alright, but judging from the size of the stage, we were in for a real spectacle. It struck me that there was seating for roughly 200 people though the set design had more ambition than that.

The show was indeed a performance-based ensemble of Madonna’s most memorable concert performances starting back with 1989’s Blonde Ambition tour and finishing up with 2006’s Confessions. Much like Madonna’s productions, this show did not lack in props, lighting, a large number of dancers, a live orchestra, a back-up gospel-style choir, video, and all sorts of visual treats.

I assumed all the performers were college students though they all looked like junior high school students to me. I think some of the songs performed might’ve been older than the performers. What’s cool about this is that Madonna’s popularity transcends several generations and it shows. This didn’t feel like a retro-tribute; it definitely felt like it was the “now” thing to do.

So, how was the show? Well, it was pretty good. There were some major flaws in my opinion but first, let’s talk about the good stuff. I was most pleased to see men perform some of the songs, most notably Rain, Live to Tell, and Jump. It was so refreshing to see guys be so open and free with their interpretations. The sheer number of dancers and performers on stage made the concert very engaging though at times, it felt like there were more performers than audience members. By far, the most impressive feature was the flawless choreography. OK, most of it was imitated directly from Madonna’s performances but the stuff is physically demanding and requires a lot of coordination and cooperation – not an easy thing to pull off.

As for the flaws, believe it or not, the Madonnas were the worst part. There were like seven of them who performed different numbers. What was wrong? Just like the real Madonna, most of them couldn’t sing well though the biggest mistake was that these Madonnas weren’t slutty enough. Yeah, you heard me right! These girls were a little too nice. You can’t play Madonna without getting a little nasty! The brilliance behind Madonna’s performances is that you cannot take your eyes off of her. It doesn’t matter what else is going on stage, she commands your attention at all times. The costumes for these Madonnas didn’t stand out enough and the fact that they lacked in stage presence made them pretty forgettable, almost undistinguishable. There were two Madonnas that did get a lot of our attention: One of them was a little sluttier than the rest performing Vogue and the other, unfortunately, was carrying a little extra weight and wore an unflattering white body suit while dancing not very well to la Isla Bonita. That was the closing number.

What I found most strange about the whole thing is that when you get almost one hundred people on stage and most of them look similar – same skin color, same hair color, similar height, and uniform-like costumes – the show loses a lot in its visual appeal. In other words, the troupe was not diverse enough but that’s not the fault of the performers. The stage director should’ve paid more attention to that particular detail. It definitely would’ve helped the show to have the Madonnas wear some blond wigs or to be more inventive with the costuming; in the end, from a certain distance, everyone looked the same. That was a shame because obviously a lot of work went into making this.

I’m not sure what the objective of the school was in doing this as I would wager that they didn’t collect enough revenue from ticket sales to cover the production expenses. The tickets were about USD $15.00. If the goal was to showcase their modern dance program, then this was a brilliant way to present it.

As it’s the norm here in GDL, the audience didn’t feel like dancing, cheering, or screaming and, as expected, I was the loudest person in the whole concert. It was surreal to see such an elaborate upbeat spectacle take place while the audience stay put in their seats only clapping on cue. Will I ever get used to that?

Yoga en Español

I am finally working as a yoga teacher here at the local Pilates studio. I don't know if I can call it work since I don't actually get paid. I'm not authorized to work in Mexico teaching yoga so, how did I fanagle this? Hmm, I proposed them a barter deal. En Español, it's called a "trueque." It took a few tries, but basically they agreed to hire me in exchange for free pilates classes.

It's a pretty good deal since they use the high-end pilates reformer machines and the instructors are well trained. In the end, clients pay around USD $150 per month, which is a fortune here. I teach two classes per week on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8:15AM.

I love the experience since I get to practice my Spanish with Yoga, which is something that I've been wanting to do for a long time. My students are very eager and disciplined, and because they have a good pilates foundation, I can do all sorts of fun stuff with them. I am actually surprised at the good turnout and the perseverance everyone is showing. This is a blessing as I started to worry about the Yoga scene here. Part of the reason why I got hired is because there's a severe lack of teachers in the area. Someone should start a teacher training program here!

Other than the clientele being all nice and shi-shi, I'm surprised at the diversity...there as many foreigners as Mexicans. I have Brazilian, Italian, and American students. It's awesome plus when I make mistakes in Spanish, no one hardly notices. Hehehehehe.

Another good thing about this is that I can see me expanding and doing some private lessons in the area. Some clients have suggested it already but I haven't had a chance to formalize it as I'm trying to get my English teaching business off the ground. Keep your fingers crossed for me!

As for my personal Yoga practice, I do it mostly at home with free video that I downloaded from http://www.yogatoday.com/. They have excellent, 1-hour lessons in there. I also do some Yoga on my own at the gym at the risk of looking like a fool to the natives. I don't care! 8-)

That's all for now.

Cirque du Soleil - Quidam

This past weekend, I had the pleasure of seeing a live performance of Cirque du Soleil's Quidam. That is their current show now touring Mexico. They stayed in Guadalajara for about a month.

While the "circus village" set-up seemed identical to other shows I've been to, inside the big tent it definitely felt more intimate than I remember.

Quidam's tagline is "Lose Yourself." The story revolves around a young girl, Zoe, who seems disconnected from this world and is forced to dream up a new world around her. I didn't feel that the theme was terribly coherent but that could be because my seat was to the side of the stage and my view was obstructed at times. That's not to say that it wasn't an excellent show.

I love Cirque du Soleil's performances because you can really lose yourself in the mesmerizing effects of whatever is on stage. The creativity and attention to detail that go into the shows makes the expense worth every penny.

The most recent performance I saw live was "Corteo" in New York, which was, in my opinion, more ambitious in its performances and in its well-balanced use of costumes, props, music, and humor. Quidam felt less ambitious in comparison and the case may be that the show was probably trimmed down here in Mexico. I felt that they didn't have as many "overhead and hanging from the ceiling" types of acts.

In terms of the numbers featured, I tend to favor the ones where great physical strength and flexibility are primarily showcased. We had a few of those and it left me hungry for more. I particularly enjoyed "Statue - Vis Versa", featuring a couple who seemed to defy every law of physics with their act. I was really taken by the hypnotic power of the visuals. Another favorite, called "Contortion", featured a young woman contorting around and traveling up and down a long red swath of fabric hanging from the ceiling. Lastly, in "Handbalancing", a woman performed a set balancing acts around the stage using some interesting sticks.




Part of the reason I enjoy acts of great physical feat is because I can often see, step by step, how you can put together some basic Yoga poses to get your body to do amazing things. In the case of Cirque du Soleil, the simplicity and beauty of these numbers speak highly to both the discipline and sense of play that is necessary to make their act fresh and appealing to audiences worldwide.

On the funny side of performances, I enjoyed a couple of numbers in which one of the clowns pulls in audience members and have them participate on some hilarious games, all done with silent directions. This stuff was hysterical. Also, another sort of light and happy number involved a large number of performers jumping rope and trying all sorts of configurations, many of them perfectly synchronized.

I spotted several mistakes, most notably in "Diabolos" when a set of 4 adorable Chinese girls balanced and juggled their prop on a string. Nevertheless, you can see how hard these girls seem to work to make it look easy. I was also disappointed in the music. It wasn't up-tempo enough for my taste.

Despite its minor flaws, I've yet to see any other performance-based show that comes close to Cirque du Soleil's. I will gladly go back for more!

The show lasted about 3 hours including a 30 minute intermission.

Car Racing in Toluca

It was a perfect Saturday morning in Toluca. It started really early for me, around 5AM. To get to Toluca, we hopped on a chartered jet from GDL for the 50-minute flight.

Toluca, the capital of the state of Mexico, is an up-and-coming city about 1 hour’s drive from Mexico City. The area is surrounded by beautiful green mountains, and more famously, Toluca is home to the Nevado volcano, aptly named after the snow covering it. From the feel of it, Toluca has the perfect weather conditions. There was no time to explore though. The trip was a one day jaunt with fun things to do.

The occasion?

The SAAB dealership in GDL, where I usually take Sam, was part of an event hosted by General Motors to showcase the 2008 models of their line of sporty cars. This event took place at a car racetrack and they promised a day of fun.

I, however, felt slightly skeptical imagining that we’d be cornered on the plane by eager salespeople and that during the event they would try to get to yes before the end of the day. Thankfully, that wasn’t the case. It truly was a fun day with no arm-twisting pitches to get you to buy a new car.

From the airport, the Pegaso racetrack was a 15-minute bus drive away. Upon arrival, we registered and went in a big tent where we had to listen to the only sales pitch of the day. It was actually interesting and quite exciting to hear the head of the GM luxury line in Mexico talk about all that is in store for the future. The speech was short and sweet and we were introduced to the SAAB Performance Team – three pilots flown in from Sweden who would be performing some cool stunts for us in what they swore were “normal” SAAB 9-3’s. Imagine that being your job…bring it on, I say!

The show was spectacular! I have no desire to pull any of those stunts in my car but I guess my testosterone kicked into high gear. I might’ve also been the loudest person in the entire racetrack as Mexicans are so, so reserved. Imagine me. Loud. Hooting and hollering at some Swedish pilots. Sigh.

One of the most impressive stunts was when they set up a short metal ramp in the middle of the track. The pilot drove up the ramp so that one set of wheels (on the side) was on the ground and the other set up the ramp. From there the car stayed on its side wheels for what seemed to me like *forever*. Yup, he went 300 meters like that and on his way back, his co-pilot crawled out the window (on the up side) to stand up holding a Mexican flag. By now, I wasn’t the only one cheering. It was really very cool.

After the show, we were treated to a free, fast-food style lunch of burgers and fries. After lunch, we stood in line for like 30 minutes to get to drive one of the cars around the track. This was also a lot of fun since people drove in packs of five cars, lead by a professional pilot in the front car who gave us instructions via a radio system wired into the car. The most exciting part was keeping up with the rest of the pack as not to fall behind. There were some tricky curves, by the way.

As many of my friends know, it doesn’t take much for me to have a good time. So what else was in store? Well, they also had demos of Segway Personal Transporters. That was also so much fun! They gave us a quick tutorial and off we went! I actually found the ride on the Segway quite relaxing, probably because the perfect weather and beautiful sorroundings. To kill time until the flight back home, I went for several rides on the Segway getting to test drive the different models they had…one of them seemed perfect for rough terrains. I later found out that GM and Segway have some sort of future joint development deal.

The return home was uneventful and they treated us to unlimited drinks on the flight. Everyone seemed charged up from the excitement of the day and all shyness went away as the flight attendants rolled by their fully stocked carts. I settled on vodka and grapefruit soda. It was lovely!

Apart from all the fun, the best part of the trip not being hassled to buy a USD $40K car just like that! They haven’t called to follow up either. OK, I’m happy about that BUT, how are they going to recoup the expense of this event? Maybe a little prodding would be OK, after all. I almost feel guilty for having gotten something as cool as this for FREE????